8 Worst Date Stories


1.”Before our date, he said he was going to be late because he had to pick up a lady. He worked for a funeral home—he had to pick up a dead body and take it to the mortuary. Then he asked me if I wanted to come with him. That was a hard pass.” —Nicki D., 24

2.”The first things out of his mouth were, ‘I don’t want my kids to be fat, because fat people don’t get good jobs or make any money. So how often do you work out?'” —Carrie K., 29

3.”He played Nine Inch Nails’ ‘Closer to God’ in his car and sang the lyrics ‘I wanna f*ck you like an animal,’ while making direct eye contact with me. Not sexy.” —Annastasia P., 26

4.”He invited me to his family’s Easter dinner. When I met his sister, she started crying and ran upstairs. My necklace—a gift from him—was stolen from her.” —Haley L., 22

5.”Once we got together in person, he proceeded to critique each of the photos I’d put on my dating-app profile. He told me that I had no boobs, and he’s a boob guy.” —Amanda A., 24

6.”He took me to Hooters. As if that wasn’t bad enough, once we finished eating, he told me he forgot his wallet. As I was paying, he excused himself to go to the bathroom, and I saw him sneak out the door and drive off.” —Anna B., 28

7.”At the end of the date, he kissed me like he was eating a sandwich. I didn’t text him back.” —Mary Kate M., 22

8.”During our date, his girlfriend came over. I had to go out the window to hide on the roof while he got her to leave. His neighbors saw me.” —Mason B., 21

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