Pregnancy

Moms Describe Their Most Embarrassing Pregnancy Sex Moments.

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“I was about four months pregnant, and we were messing around with some new lube, using it like massage oil. I massaged him everywhere and then decided to offer a blow job. I forgot the lube wasn’t edible, and I threw up instantly — all. Over. Him.” —Lindsey, 31

“I desperately wanted to induce labor, so I called my husband at work to come home for lunch for a quickie.His response was, ‘But I was going to get a flu shot!’ That’s how much he did not want to have sex with his very pregnant wife.” —Ashley, 39

“I was eight months pregnant when my legs actually gave out during sex, and I fell on my butt super hard. I couldn’t even get up. Hubby was laughing so hard that he had trouble trying to lift me!” —Christa, 31

“My son’s father used to ask me if he was going to poke the baby in the eye when we’d have sex. I didn’t know how to answer him without making him feel small, so I just told him that I read in a book that the baby would be fine.” —Kathy, 37

“It seemed like the only comfortable position for me was doggy-style. Once we started getting really into it, I let out a huge fart!It definitely put things on pause for a minute.” —Caroline, 27

“I really had to pee in the middle of having sex, but I thought I would just wait until we were done. Well, I also really had to sneeze, and that I could not hold in. I told hubby to stop for a second.Once I sneezed, I also peed. Everywhere. I couldn’t stop myself!” —Laurie, 36

“I am really dry when I’m pregnant, so we have to use lube. In the middle of it, I started getting really numb down there and couldn’t understand why. We turned on the lights and found that we had used a numbing lube (for anal) by accident!” —Frida, 29

“We were having sex to try and induce labor, because I was past 40 weeks and couldn’t take it any longer.In the middle of doggy-style, I felt a gush of water coming out, and I thought my bladder let go. I realized how wrong I was 30 seconds later when I started getting intense cramping. It was my water that broke!” —Danielle, 32

“I’m not ashamed to admit that I love anal sex. I was pretty far along, and it was not comfortable for me to do it in our usual position, so we tried another. Well, that didn’t really work out so well because the baby started having a dance party, and my hips started cramping, and I was physically stuck in this position for a good 20 minutes.” —Kara, 30

“I went to post about a really awkward sexcapade — I legitimately fell asleep while doing it — in my mommies Facebook group. But I posted it on my public feed by mistake!” —Dori, 26

“We were visiting his parents’ house for a family reunion weekend and really wanted to get it on one evening. We had to sneak into the bathroom to do this. Well, I’m a big girl — and even bigger being pregnant — and my butt literally got stuck in the sink!” —Tracy, 34

 

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